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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper"

"I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!"

"Why do electricians make good mediators? Because they're good at finding common ground."

"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"

"Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you"

"Somebody asked Hillary Clinton if she would be going to see 13 hours... She said no, she had already slept through that one."

"What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains? -Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming"

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... FREE"

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."

"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"