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Joke of the Day
"Why do electricians make good mediators? Because they're good at finding common ground."
Next Joke
"Went to our annual work party last night... They played 'The Twist' so I twisted. They played 'Jump' so I jumped. Then they played 'Come on Eileen'...I was asked to leave shortly after that."
"My friend told me I didn't know the meaning of 'ironic', which was ironic because we were at a train station."
"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."
"My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club"
"No one shows their true character more than when they are retrieving their bags from baggage claim"
"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."
"What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? Copper"
"What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? A'merkin"
"The difference between being interrogated by a terrorist & interrogated by a woman is that eventually the terrorist will end your suffering."