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Joke of the Day
"Why do electricians make good mediators? Because they're good at finding common ground."
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"[lost in Spain] Wife: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Spanish with a local]: gracias Wife: well? Me: we are in Spain"
"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."
"Women and farting... Why do women hardly ever fart... Because they don't shut their mouth long enough to build up any pressure."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her."
"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."
"What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster? One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"The barman says 'I'm sorry we don't serve time travelers.' A time traveler walks into a bar..."
"I hate being bipolar it's awesome"
"Dads... Are just a bunch of mother fuckers"