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Joke of the Day
"I told the doctor I want to take my amputated leg home and he asked why ""Because it's my right"""
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"Do you know why they put cotton balls in the top of prescription bottles? To remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"
"I have a car! I had a car, Untill i woke up"
"My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty- -I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.)"
"What's Obama's favorite thing to do on the weekend? Socialize"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck."
"Can fish get high on seaweed?"
"[at the gym] Trainer: ""Why don't you tell me what your workout goals are."" Me: ""Goals? I'm just here so I don't eat for an hour."""
"What's the difference between your PC and your Penis? Usually its small, used often and you dont let just ANYONE touch it."