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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, ""omg you look like hell."""

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"Why do feminist hate the bible? Because it ends with A-men"
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"""When I saw you driving down the road I guessed 55 at least."" ""You're wrong officer it's only my hat that makes me look that old."""
"My friend was the best at Russian Roulette. He only lost once."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."
"I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went. It'll come back to me."
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"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."