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Joke of the Day
"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"
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"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump."
"I am proud to endorse podiums That's a product I can stand behind"
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then he sits down"
"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"
"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."
"Girl, are you my funny bone? Cause you're humerus."
"I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending. Ba dum *tss*"
"What's the difference between love and lust? ""About two-hundred dollars."" - Johnny Carson"
"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."