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Joke of the Day
"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"
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"Not to sound like a total jock but who won baseball this month?"
"Ever see a jack ass wrapped in plastic? If not... Look at your drivers license."
"When I go to a birthday party... I like to pull out the gifts I got and show and tell everyone what I brought for the birthday person... I just want my presence to be known..."
"has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet"
"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"
"K/D/A Stood for Kill, Death, Assist?! I thought it was short for Krillin's Dead Again!"
"What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a girl. The knife has a point"
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything"