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Joke of the Day
"Finish this Joke: ""so this drunk chief walks into a village...."""
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"All these mass shootings make me think... ... People must really hate Catholics right now"
"I always wanted to run a pharmacy and put ""Seriously, TMI"" on all the receipts."
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."
"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."
"This morning I waved to the garbage men and smiled at coworkers in the elevator and now I'm pretty sure my wife is drugging my coffee."
"Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia? They've got to get their 72 virgins *somewhere*"
"""Hand me downs"" Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby."
"When my buddy smokes weed with me, he calls it smoking me out. Apparently bringing over a pizza and eating him out means something totally different."
"To test my kid's readiness for a pet I had her clean up poop in the yard all week and now I can't go back to using the toilet."