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Joke of the Day

"Finish this Joke: ""so this drunk chief walks into a village...."""

"So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline."

"How do you have sex with a male corpse You cant. His penis wont get hard."

"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."

"Nothing is as effective as homeopathy -Peter Serafinowicz"

"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."

"Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? They make rotten friends"

"Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called ""Headmaster?"""

"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"

"What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist? A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves."