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Joke of the Day
"My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine"
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"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet."
"What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game? The Taliman."
"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"
"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."
"""Here, drink this."" - Me speed dating."
"They say if your erection lasts... They say if your erection lasts more than 4 hours that you should call a doctor... I say you should tell your wife to call some friends!"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile... And I said ""that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."""
"What makes cows and horses so valuable? They have a lot of moo/neigh."
"Although not as effective as finger quotes, finger commas and finger periods are way fun."