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Joke of the Day

"I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?"

"Yo mama is so fat that... The recursive function used to calculate her mass causes a stack overflow."

"Why don't women blink during sex? They don't have time!"

"You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges."

"Hard to believe it's 2017 I'm still writing ""this is a nightmare fuck everything omg"" on my checks."

"I totally owned the mosh pit at the One Direction concert last night."

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"

"Last night a movie theater was robbed of $1000 dollars. The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, a combo meal and a pack of skittles."

"TIFU by being dyslectic and using the wrong public transportation Whoops, wrong bus."

"This popped into my head in class the other day... Why do professors like stats and physics students? Because they'll work for p naughts."