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Joke of the Day
"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"
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"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"
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"I tried to be friends with my computer mouse But he's too cliquey."
"Poison control sounds pretty easy. Most poisons can't even move."
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"What did the network engineer give to his fiancee? A token ring."