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Joke of the Day
"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."
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"When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer..it's ""art"" and ""music"". But when I do it...I'm ""wasted"", and ""have to leave Home Depot""."
"My wife kept trying to get pregnant but she blew all her chances"
"""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy."""
"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"
"I went to the library and tried to take home a book on suicide The librarian said ""fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""
"Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? Hello! Is it me you're looking for? (Lionel Richie, speed dating)"
"My kids are mad at me because I never unwrap the cheese slices in their sandwiches"
"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""
"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."