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Joke of the Day
"He called me ugly.... I called him an ambulance."
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"If Thom Yorke and Emily Haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating?"
"Whisper dirty things in my ear... http://i.imgur.com/wlIG8.jpg"
"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."
"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"
"I'm really good with cars, man. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's going. - Mitch Hedberg"
"And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa"
"So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar... ...to help his friends change a lightbulb"
"Why didn't the pirate get into the movie? It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!"