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Joke of the Day
"When does 2-1=0 ? When you're talking about choices."
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"How many grains of sand are there in the world? As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted."
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"A man goes into the doctor, and says ""I broke my arm in three places."" And the doctor says, ""Well then don't go to those places anymore."""
"You know you are Canadian when 0c and sunny is beautiful warm day..."
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