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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"

"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."

"""WE HERE AT BIG PHARMA RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ADDICTIVE OPIOID PAINKILLERS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T POOP"""

"I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: ""Uh-oh. Someone leaked my nudes."""

"What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school? How should I know? I just fly the drones."

"My first day in prison & my giant cell-mate wants to play house. He asks me if I want to be Mama or Papa. I tell him I'll be Papa. ""Ok Papa. Now get over here and suck Mama's dick."""

"Most of my time is spent trying to work ""That's So Raven"" into everyday conversation."

"What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''"

"The cross country athlete disappeared Some think he ran away."