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Joke of the Day

"Two books arm wrestle. One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it."

"My grandma won the local grocery store's anual dance competition. She didn't miss a beet."

"I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... Because I couldn't give a dam."

"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."

"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."

"Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs? Divs within Divs within Divs ..."

"What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde? Nobody would know"

"When you go to the dentist, Reddit... Don't cheetohn your diet!"

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."

"What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!"