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Joke of the Day

"Redneck joke If'n you and your wife get divorced, and still agree to be cousins, you might be a redneck."

"Chestnut. What do you call a nut on a chest? A chestnut. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut. What do you call a nut on a chin? A blowjob."

"If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say.... Urinate"

"My internet went out today so I went downstairs and talked to my family They seem like nice people."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker? He made no scents."

"Why did Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"

"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other i'll man the guns you drive"

"Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period."