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Joke of the Day
"We were so poor Dad could only afford to drink 3-4 nights a week."
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"""Son, if you keep masturbating like that you're going to go blind!"" Dad, I'm over here."
"I was fired from my job for placing the vegetables in sexually suggestive ways Apparently you can't do that if you're a specials-eds teacher"
"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"
"If you bring back your paper bags at Whole Foods, they'll give a refund of 5 cents. After a year you'll have enough money to buy an orange."
"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."
"A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*"
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"What did the cannibal say after eating a leper? That just fell apart in my mouth!"
"Are you russian? No, I'm not in a hurry."