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Joke of the Day

"People that use abbreviations like ppl, wyd, hmu, and idk - what do you do with all that time you saved?"

"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""

"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."

"If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed."

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face open I really dont need to hear about your gym workout"

"Whenever I speak to religious people about my beliefs, I receive a lot of judgement. It seems that Jesus is the only one who truly accepts me for who I am!"

"*purposely chooses network with most dropped calls*"

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!"""

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."