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Joke of the Day
"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."
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"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""
"If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon? It bakes off."
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"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"