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Joke of the Day

"Some porn can be really off-putting. You know, the disgusting 240p stuff."

"Have you heard? McDonalds is partnering with Nintendo and Niantic! Prepare for trouble And make it a McDouble"

"[God making water] ""it helps plants"" ANGEL: nice ""cleans things"" A: ok ""u die if u don't drink it"" A: ""& drown if u drink it wrong"" A: what"

"A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48."

"The greatest joke in the world. My Life."

"A student walks into class late... Teacher: ""Why are you late?"" Student: ""While I was coming, I saw a sign that said **School ahead. Slow down.**"""

"Ever wonder if you killed that one really important brain cell?"

"This self checkout lane has the sexiest cashier."

"Please God, let the weather be nice for my picnic. There are 7 billion people on this planet. Many starving. Please hear my picnic prayer."

"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."