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Joke of the Day
"I have so much pubic hair I can start a cattle ranch"
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"Sunny today but its not sunday (its Saturday). Really gets you thinking."
"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."
"When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise"
"What's an Afrikaner's favorite game? Apartheid-and-go-seek."
"Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection? ...because curiosty killed the cat"
"A sociopath walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""What do you feel like having?"" ""Nothing."""
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"
"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."
"A man in the restroom today almost pissed on my pants from the next urinal over. I yelled at him and he said ""It's alright man. Wouldn't you rather be pissed off than pissed on?"""