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Joke of the Day
"Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes."
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"""How was your visit to that new therapist?"" ""Waste of time..."" ""...all he did was show me pictures of my parents fighting."""
"Hey, websites, don't worry about me. I'll accept the fuck out of your terms and conditions."
"Why is the moon tastier than Earth? It's meteor."
"Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles..."
"Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"People like to say that men and women are alike... But there's a Vas Defrens"
"Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway."
"The Avengers all went for dinner. What did Bruce Banner have? HULK'S MASH!"
"Browser joke What do we want? Chrome/Firefox: Faster internet! When do we want it? Internet explorer: Faster internet!"