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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!"

"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."

"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."

"Why are track suits so popular song members of the former Soviet Union? Aww cheap. I screwed up the title."

"Why can't you fight an accountant ? They'll always out number you!"

"Sometimes I wear a tinfoil hat. I'm not one of those wackjobs, it just makes being in the microwave more interesting."

"Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't finished.."

"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized"""

"What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off and say you're sorry."