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Joke of the Day
"What's in an STD salad? green pees"
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"What happened to the Japanese man who walked into a wall with a boner He hurt his nose. There are more boner jokes at http://www.bonerjokes.com"
"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling"
"BROTHER: The Godfather is on? That's not very Thanksgiving-y. ME: Well, it's about family..."
"If your Dad leaves, just act like you're installing a new screen door. All the Dads of the neighborhood will gather round. Pick your new Dad"
"My girlfriend let out a huge sigh during sex then I had to tape back the hole I punctured in her"
"When I die, I want my tombstone to read ""He died doing what he loved. Hating whatever he was doing."""
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"
"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."