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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."
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"If others are jealous, you're doing something right."
"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."
"[my 1st day as a doctor] I can't find a pulse [patient] that's a trashcan. I'm over here [me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying"
"Caitlyn Jenner, Republican So it turns out Caitlyn Jenner is a Republican! A member of the very party that discriminates against people like her! Can you believe the balls on that woman???"
"Why did Silver have such a successful rap career? He was truly Ag."
"A farmer counted 196 cows in the pasture. But he rounded them up and had 200."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..."
"I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go ""its not the heat, its the humidity."""
"I enjoy much more playing lots of videogames then having sex with Emma Watson.. In that particular order."