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Joke of the Day

"What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."

"My wife has been around the block a few dozen times, if you know what I mean. She's a mail carrier."

"Hey you know what's the hardest part of juggling? Telling girls you're not in the mood for sex."

"If two wrongs make a right... Then what do two wrights make? A plane."

"That awkward moment when people text you first and then don't keep the conversation going."

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."

"I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty."

"What happened to the boy who ran into a window He was in serious PANE"

"Glue is weird it's all like hey I want to stick these pieces of paper together wait I have an idea hand me that dead horse"

"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."