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Joke of the Day

"My wife has been around the block a few dozen times, if you know what I mean. She's a mail carrier."

"An Interview with a Master Ninja When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say: ""Shuriken""."

"What comes after huehuehue? satsatsat lumlumlum"

"I Heard that the Afterlife in Greek Mythology was Pretty Boring. I wonder why Hades didn't liven things up a bit."

"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."

"My wife says I was wasted last night and honestly I don't think she's buying my story about having to be naked to guard the neighbors porch."

"*ties husband's hands to headboard* *turns out lights* *opens laptop* ""Welcome to my PowerPoint presentation 'Curtains: How About These?'"""

"How did Hitler like to have his juice in the morning? 100% concentrated."

"Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked."

"Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains? Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome"