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Joke of the Day

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog."

"Want to know the secret for making 1 million dollars? Start investing with 10 million dollars"

"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"

"Mom joke I told my friend I started going out with an older woman,so he asked her age. I told it was 42,when he replied wow she could be your mom. I just answered :yes,but she is yours."

"I want to be a large, Southern black woman who fans herself in church when I grow up."

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."

"did you hear the one about the arguing grandfather clocks? one chimed in and other tocked over him. also they were both racists"

"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."

"I once saw a road sign that said, ""Slow Down, Small Children at Play"" but then it occurred to me that I'm not afraid of small children"

"Why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pterodactyl is extinct."