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Joke of the Day
"They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia."
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"""Your resume says you spent 4 years in England. What were you doing?"" *flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* ""Grad school."""
"Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!"
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."
"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."
"In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun. If you pass the test, you don't get the job."
"Why didn't Hitler drink? Because it made him mean"
"What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend? ""Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?"""
"Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you..."