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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."
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"Lost my Droid for an hour. The day I lost my daughter at the zoo is now the second most terrifying experience of my life."
"My teacher told me that Japan had a homogeneous population. If Japan's so genius, how come they haven't figured out that the homo part's the cause of their declining birthrates?"
"Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over? twerk"
"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."
"We live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you're showing off."
"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"
"There are three kinds of people in New Zealand.. The racists, the big spiders, and the big racist spiders.."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when put in the oven."
"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"