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Joke of the Day
"OH SHIT! I just ran over an emo kid! Quick! How do you tell if theyre dead on the outside, too?!"
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"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere."
"What's the best thing about being homeless... You don't have to duck and cover during an earthquake."
"How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia? Carve a turkey"
"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"
"If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture is a baby I'll assume you're Benjamin Button and unfriend you."
"Why did the lettuce blush? Because he saw the salad dressing"
"Sexist joke (insulting but funny) What do you call a woman who's lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced!"