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Joke of the Day
"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."
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"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"
"Waiter what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce."
"*ref blows whistle* Whistle: oh, oh god, wow. Oh geeeze"
"Christianity One woman's affair which got out of hand."
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