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Joke of the Day

"Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last."

"you know how Hitler used to tie his shoes? In little nazis"

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"

"What's the difference between Trump and Satan? Satan will at least let anyone into hell."

"I'm turned on by women who don't mind sucking a little dick Mine"

"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."

"Roses are red... Violets are violet, That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot."

"What do you call a christian crawdad? A Prayfish."

"Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater."

"Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower."