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Joke of the Day
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez."
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"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Their, they're, there."
"Onions are the Russian nesting dolls of the vegetable world."
"What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant."
"Did you know Hitler didn't like to eat meat? He was a vegetaryan."
"I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until I bought a bag of chips."
"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."
"I had sex with Adele last night... I was rolling in the deep."
"[final debate] TRUMP: I'd like to apologize to hillary MODERATOR: umm ok HILLARY: umm ok TRUMP: I brought a gift *hands her a galaxy note 7*"
"Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone? He sent out an SMS to the world."