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Joke of the Day

"Nodoze - original Q: Why did the guy eat a bicycle with training wheels when he had to pull an allnighter? A: Because it was for tired."

"I want to be part of the 27 club I'm just DYING to get in."

"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"I am the Cuba Gooding Jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so..."

"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""

"This guy at my school has eight zits on his face. We call him octo pus."

"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."

"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."

"Where do angry mailmen work? At the pissed office."