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Joke of the Day

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!"

"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"

"There are no winners in life ...only survivors."

"Roommates Roommate 1: ""You think I'm nosy, don't you?!"" Roommate 2: ""No, not at all!"" Roommate 1: ""Then why'd you write that in your diary?!"""

"Who is the commander of cheese? Sargento"

"What did the ocean say? Nothing, he just waved."

"My boys and I plan to rob the super glue factory.. By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off."

"An angry wife storms up to her husband. Wife: Our son just called me a bitch. Husband: That son of a bitch!"

"What's a space pirate's favorite planet? mArrrs!"

"What is worst then the holocaust? 6 million Jews"