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Joke of the Day
"What did the ocean say? Nothing, he just waved."
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"Am I the only one who calculates how many hours sleep I can get before I go to sleep?!"
"If I was a ghost, I'd write ""Happy Birthday"" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday."
"If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter."
"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable"
"If Mississippi lost her New Jersey what would Delaware? Idaho, Alaska"
"Collection Litter by Phil D Basket"
"I'm not surprised nobody has heard of the terrorist hairdressers? They're a fringe group."
"What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!"