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Joke of the Day
"Who is the commander of cheese? Sargento"
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"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."
"Birds wouldn't be so smug in zero gravity, I bet"
"I can totally relate to batteries I'm not included in anything either."
"A boy asks his father The difference between up and down. His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'."
"my wife finally agreed to a threesome, on the condition that she picks the girl i replied ""nah, honey, i'm gonna pick both of them"""
"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."
"Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life? A statistician."
"NASCAR Fight after race Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines (&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"