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Joke of the Day

"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""

"How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!"

"Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you're going to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*"

"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."

"What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake rattle & roll !"

"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"

"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""

"Rum: ""Drink me."" Me: ""No, I'll get a hangover."" Rum: ""Nah, you'll get funnier and better looking!"" Me: ""Really?"" *drinks* Rum: ""Sucker."""

"[first date] HER: I totally love Nirvana ME: Oh yeah? Name one of their albums HER: Nevermind ME Okay, forget about it then"

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"