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"What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake rattle & roll !"
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"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"
"Great news for insomniacs... Only three more sleeps until Christmas!"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."
"I'm concerned that little girls are being taught it's okay to eat."
"Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built!"
"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause you're Satan."
"The ""Selfie"" sorority girls Gave there tickets to the less fortunate...I'm my book that makes them charitable women and not very selfie at all"
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaains. I'm sorry."
"They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium. They lost the opener."