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Joke of the Day

"Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines? Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)"

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"[META] banned phrase suggestion Can we get an auto removal / deletion on any joke that has ""sorry"" at the end? Nothing kills a joke for me like having someone apologize for it."
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