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Joke of the Day
"Robin Williams tried to give me a high-five the other day but I just left him hanging"
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"[end credits roll] ""I did not see that coming"" ""Dude that was titanic"""
"A bit of Christmas Doggerel Oh, you better not shout, you better not cry, you better bite the pillow, cuz I'm going in dry."
"I watched a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs yesterday. It's a good way to watch a documentary."
"Adroit python swallowed male and female rabbits and doesn't need a food anymore."
"What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common? Euthanasia"
"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them your sorry their ice sculpture melted"
"What's the most capable element? Tin, because tin can."