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Joke of the Day
"What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters."
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"The parachute making business must be great! Because nobody ever comes back to complain about a failed chute!"
"I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo"
"If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious."
"How did the detective know the Necrophile Killer was a hipster? He fucked his victims before they were cool."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists"
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."
"God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan"""
"What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion? David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen"
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"