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Joke of the Day
"What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun"
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"Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton? Too bad they had so many durian trees."
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick"
"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"
"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure..."
"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."
"Man, all the girls I saw today were so hot ...because it was 90 degrees out."
"I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my goddamned children."
"Want to hear something funny? I saw a sheep get stung by some insects... Not funny? I guess ewe had two bees there."