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Joke of the Day

"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"

"i told my cousin to embrace her mistakes. she cried. then she hugged her children."

"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."

"An Adele remix? Perfect now I can dance and cry at the same time."

"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey."

"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."

"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"

"I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I'm down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall."

"Just finished going through the terms and conditions for iOS 6 with my lawyers. Looks good, guys, I think I'm going to accept."