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Joke of the Day

"What kind of khakis do birds wear? Khakaws!"

"I usually read this subreddit on a toilet,... ...so that I dont shit my pants."

"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."

"It's not fair how many boring things my nephew gets out of going to simply by shitting his pants."

"What do you call a laptop in the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep."

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."

"Friend from out of town asked if he could crash on my couch. Had to explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep."

"Yo momma so fat that she has to use two IRC clients to get online."

"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."