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Joke of the Day

"Golden words by a wise man:""If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."""

"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef"

"Hypothetically, when is the right time to tell your divorce attorney that you've never been married and you love spending time with him?"

"How do gingers make friends? No seriously, im getting lonely."

"I hate adjectives Because they're terrible! \_()_/ "

"How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again?"

"Girlfriend: ""Does this dress make me look fat?"" Me: ""Stop blaming the dresses."

"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"

"What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon? The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light."

"Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs."