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"What is a dog lover's favorite cookie? Keebler"
"My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."
"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"
"Chinese woman pray before releasing fishes in Paris river la Seine when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G77aVXoxTk"
"Doctors, soldiers, firefighters. These are all respected positions. But the position I respect most as a parent Is a driver's Ed instructor"
"If I ever get attacked by a shark I can only hope that I'm smart enough to get out at least one Jaws quote before I go under."
"A guy walks into a bar... and his alcoholism tears his family apart."
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"
"I just bought a Christmas tree and my buddy asked, ""Are you going to put that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, I was thinking the living room."""