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Joke of the Day

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"Hash browns not tags."

"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."

"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."

"A Portuguese, a Greek and a Spaniard go into a bar. Who pays? A German."

"Just thinking. How many MILF'S are now GrandMILF's?"

"Why does nobody like the element Bi? Because he's all up in your bismuth."

"What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly? Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector."

"Jesus loves me ... it's so awkward."

"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."