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Joke of the Day

"""Four, five, six, one, two, three, seven, eight, nine, ten! Coming, ready or not!"" George Lucas playing hide and seek"

"What's the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year"

"[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it's little heart beating! Isn't it amazing... Me: It looks like a crossiant"

"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."

"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"

"Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid."

"How to tell if a programmer is gay. C : ENTER : ### / Edit: Nifty Code Formatting"

"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"

"If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating."

"Ignorance is a palindrome"